May 2013
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iamonlydorb:
sucysucyfivedolla:
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
teapayne:
Bob is like one of the most stereotypical names but how many bobs do you actually know
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i feel like ambulances are just a modern version of banshees
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jesussbabymomma:
jesussbabymomma:
is it petsmart or petsmart
thanks
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kwikemart:
i can’t believe i am going to be an adult soon i only know like 2 things
shavingryansprivates:
hannabarbarian:
basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal
i don’t think that’s how you play basketball
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gnarly:
my computer screen is brighter than my future
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meladoodle:
sexydanhowell:
meladoodle:
A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’
What?
A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog...
rneerkat:
the police yelled “PULLOVER” but i was obviously wearing a jacket
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meladoodle:
14 found dead after intense gif/jif argument
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kenzis:
so apparently kevin rudd changed his stance on gay marriage because of ‘a personal journey’ kev got the d
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